Oh ANONYMOUS CONTENT how I miss thee. You were probably the greatest 9-5 job anyone could ask for. No matter how late I came in, you were there to greet me with a huge smile. Often times, my vault buddies or even myself wouldn’t come in weeks at a time you still embraced us with open arms.
You kept us plump and healthy with your overstocked pantries full of delectable treats like granola bars, trail mix, candy, and even cup cakes. And then when it was lunch time, you fed us with a meal so large we often couldn’t finish leaving us with an entire meal for dinner.
To tell you the truth, we stayed even after our shifts were over. You know why? We loved your selection of large conference rooms stacked with the greatest audio equipment with matching flat screen television. NBA? Of course. Wimbledon? No problem. Spice? You betcha.
I honestly can’t think of one thing I did not like about you Anonymous Content. Your pay kinda sucked but it was well worth it. So with that, I leave you with this. My tribute to you Anonymous Content and how I productively used my time.