Some say that board shorts are the way to go while others may be partial to hot shorts. I even know a few people who prefer those really ugly CAPRI SHORTS. Actually Capris aren’t so bad if you wear them with a nice LINEN shirt to match but how often are people that fashion savvy? But the biggest tragedy of beach fashion here in the U.S. is the fact that 95% of beach goers overlook the Speedo. Sorry to point you out gay guys, but most of that 5% belongs to your crew. Not only is the Speedo the most comfortable of any beach attire, it looks good no matter who is wearing it. Trust me, I know this from personal EXPERIENCE.

The footage below was shot in SANTORINI: a place where true fashionistas know how to dress. I have a dream that one day I can peacefully hang out on a beautiful beach in Southern California with other BEACH GOERS wearing a pair of Speedos, without being harassed, ridiculed, laughed at, or spit on. I am hoping that when this day comes, swimmers everywhere will realize the beauty a Speedo has to offer. And maybe one day, just maybe, we can even be open to wearing the BANANA HAMMOCK. Oh and by the way, there’s a cameo featuring BRUNO in this one.