I’ve been sick at home for several days now. I was a bit worried I may have contracted the H1N1 virus considering I just got back from Mexico City. But that wasn’t the case thank Jah. I just got viral gastroenteritis. I have two theories of where I may have acquired it. I either got it eating at a restaurant in Mexico, or a late night binge at Carl’s Jr. the night after. The only other meals I had within this time was at Chipotle and a home cooked meal my tender prepared for me; both of which I highly doubt caused me this living hell.

So all I do is watch the Filipino Channel all day and overdose on Gatorade and chicken soup. I’ve lost a load of weight and considering I just recently came off a master cleanse, I kind of look how I did back in high school during the RAVER days.

The video below is of another time when I got really sick. I love fine wines and since Boones Farm is my absolute favorite beverage, one of my best friends (and ambiguous lover) Brian and I tried to get sponsored by them. The objective: to drink as many bottles of Boones Farm possible. The results are documented below. You can probably guess how they responded after seeing this.