WHAT MIKE SAW

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Only 55 More Days Until Christmas!

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I’m a WEST COAST BRO so I get to see my share of eccentric, lavish beauty out here. I know that everyone has his or her own definition of what a beauty is and I too have my own definition. But here in Los Angeles, I see many different types of freakish beauty running around town.

Starting in East LA, we’ve got the Cholo. These usually are known as gang bangers but to me, they look really awesome. They tend to wear pretty nice oversized clothes, have shaved heads, their eyebrows look like sperms, and they have mean looking tattoos all over their faces. One thing they can change is their attitude. That particular look would be a lot cooler if they knew how to love one another more than knowing how to hate each other.

cholo

Now we’re going to go about 12 miles west to Beverly Hills where the freakishly beautiful are most apparent. These are the people you see on reality TV with oversized lips and plenty of hair plugs. These people know how to transform themselves into an Adonis over time and it’s really great to see someone succumb to the beneficial effects of vanity.

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And finally we’ll take a trip all the way out to the ocean. Venice Beach is home to plenty of freaks, or as they like to be called, hippies. But there is a particular type of beauty in Venice that sticks out to me. Sometimes if you’re lucky and get too close, it can stick out right into your mouth. DREAD LOCKS. It takes a special person to not wash their hair over long periods of time allowing bacteria, germs, and kittens to procreate within their head.

dreads

Halloween just passed and we always see plenty of awesomeness on Halloween. Everyone loves Halloween. But I love it for a different reason. It marks the end of a long exhaustive summer and is the beginning stages of my favorite holiday: CHRISTMAS. I just love receiving presents, especially if they’re expensive. So the video below is not so much a Halloween video, but homage to my favorite Holiday.

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Posted in Kimbo Slice of Life 4 months, 2 weeks ago at 12:57 PM.

13 comments

13 Replies

  1. Derrick Nov 3rd 2009

    Bro, my brothers a cholo and has dreads.

  2. Gary_M Nov 3rd 2009

    My favorite belong to the Asian zombies becaue they look fucked up

  3. Anonymous Nov 3rd 2009

    That’s one scary clown

  4. Bunker Nov 4th 2009

    Interesting

  5. Anonymous Nov 4th 2009

    Hey I was at that party!

  6. hotspot shield Nov 5th 2009

    It is an enormous number — 1 billion+.

  7. Jeff. B Nov 5th 2009

    New site looks great Mike. You didn’t need my help after all.

  8. Scimmo Nov 9th 2009

    ‘ll Show who knows a free extension for joomla

  9. BADASS!

  10. Steven Nov 12th 2009

    This video rules! That is all.

  11. “Is your name Mike Gomez MF?

  12. sweeeeet ass

  13. Andrew Jan 22nd 2010

    that’s definitely a nice ass


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