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Bromance On A Segway

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I don’t understand why Segways aren’t more of a phenomenon than they should be. Back in 2000, I saw a news feature on these innovative machines and I thought to myself, “The future has finally arrived!” I went out and quickly invested my life savings on what I thought was the wave of the future. I was an outspoken advocate for Segways and was out there spreading the word. Instead of walking to the park, why not Segway to the park. Plus you can roll over grass, dirt, and even feces without getting your shoes dirty. BTW, back then I was also a SNEAKER freak. So Segways gave me that advantage of keeping my shoes clean at all times.

Nearly a decade later, I have learned that this is just the beginning. I see Segways everywhere. Airport security, mall COPS, and even MOTHERS can be seen on Segways. It’s a miracle! If it took 10 years to get this far, imagine what 2020 will look like. Segway firefighters? Segway puppies? Segway at the X GAYMES? I like where this is heading.

I may have had a slight hand in the Segway Blowup. Four years ago I created a commercial for Segway as a marketing ploy geared for a certain demographic. It’s a bit French New Wave but I think it makes a statement for today’s working man.

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  1. Anonymous Nov 19th 2009

    nice mullet mikey!

  2. Shelly Nov 23rd 2009

    Aaaah! I love this Nico song. But why pick on the gays?

  3. What makes you think I’m picking on gays?

  4. bestgirls.com Nov 23rd 2009

    what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information

  5. Clemento Nov 24th 2009

    I liked it.

  6. Hazel Dec 1st 2009

    I love it


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