Making your way in the world today
takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries,
sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same.
You wanna be where everybody knows your
Your name.
This is the song that Boston Celtics fans will be singing by the end of this week. Although our LA Lakers are down 2-3 in the finals, we still have home court advantage. This is where we are supposed to be. So in the meantime, there is no need to fear. Tonight, Lakers will win game 6. By this time next week, we will be celebrating our 16th title (or else I’m deleting this).
Anyways, the words above reminds me of my own favorite bar encounters I had with a special lady. In LA, I see “so-so” girls every day. They are only “eh” because most of them have really low self esteem as they exude absolutely no confidence. I need a strong woman who will show me the door if I get out of line. A woman who wouldn’t hesitate to grab me by the jugular and force me to wear her favorite OUTFIT. A woman like “Destiny”.
I only know your name because it was called over the loud speaker. Ironically, it felt like Destiny when I laid my eyes on you, Destiny. I was hanging out in my favorite bar, STONEY’S ROCKIN COUNTRY, when I lay witness to one of the most breathtaking sites I had ever seen. Stoney’s mechanical bull CHESTER, as always, was the focus of that evening. Though it was not the bull that caught my attention. It was your transcending beauty as you manhandled Chester in the center of that bull ring. Most dudes I catch riding that thing are unable to stay on for more than 8 SECONDS. But I was in complete awe of your angelic presence straddling the rugged physical beast that is Chester.
It was as if you and Chester were moving in slow motion. The bar’s central air conditioning flowed through your shoulder length hair like a freshly microwaved cup of CUP O’ NOODLES. Of the many times I’ve hung out at that bar (by myself), never had I witnessed someone with so much grace and talent. You should really think about auditioning for America’s Got Talent. You would go far, and perhaps win. I don’t even care that my girl was in the background staring at me stare at you. For a moment, I know that you and I made eye contact. Your MAN was standing right next to me, but for that millisecond, our connection was undeniable. The butterflies in my stomach were lifting me away. This video is dedicated to you. This video is , “Love At First Site”.



What did i say? Game 7
Why is a bull ring square?
You should have put money in your g-string that was sticking out.
Dat bitch know how to ride. I actually know this girl. I live in Las Vegas and my homies go here sometimes.