I don’t understand why Segways aren’t more of a phenomenon than they should be. Back in 2000, I saw a news feature on these innovative machines and I thought to myself, “The future has finally arrived!” I went out and quickly invested my life savings on what I thought was the wave of the future. I was an outspoken advocate for Segways and was out there spreading the word. Instead of walking to the park, why not Segway to the park. Plus you can roll over grass, dirt, and even feces without getting your shoes dirty. BTW, back then I was also a SNEAKER freak. So Segways gave me that advantage of keeping my shoes clean at all times.
Nearly a decade later, I have learned that this is just the beginning. I see Segways everywhere. Airport security, mall COPS, and even MOTHERS can be seen on Segways. It’s a miracle! If it took 10 years to get this far, imagine what 2020 will look like. Segway firefighters? Segway puppies? Segway at the X GAYMES? I like where this is heading.
I may have had a slight hand in the Segway Blowup. Four years ago I created a commercial for Segway as a marketing ploy geared for a certain demographic. It’s a bit French New Wave but I think it makes a statement for today’s working man.
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Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago at 12:46 PM. 6 comments
Dang, I have a whole week here dedicated to Pito. I hope he appreciates this. Anyway I really don’t know what to say about this video. I really don’t know how to feel about this video. Do you remember the first time you ever saw FACES OF DEATH while you were in middle school and despite the fact that some of those clips were surely a hoax, your stomach still felt ill? No matter how many times you told yourself that the monkey was fake, you couldn’t help but feel sorry for the little fella. How could the bungee kids forget about the 13th floor? The questions burning a hole through your mind seemed trivial, but you were still able to justify everything. That’s how I feel about this video. Why? Because despite its beauty, it leaves me feeling a little bit confused. Not about myself mind you, but about how the human male can have such perfect, supple breasts. I think that Boyzone has gone far and beyond the point of no return.
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Posted 4 months, 2 weeks ago at 11:41 AM. 7 comments
Being a world-class fashion photographer, I often find it extremely difficult to get the shots I need. My POSSE and I tend to attract a lot of attention and even though I try to be as polite as possible to passers by, you sometimes need to be a jerk if you’re ever going to get anything done. We don’t mind the crowds as long as they stay behind the camera. But once they find out a TIGER BEAT photographer is in their midst, people begin to act giddy and playful.
There’s no situation more apparent than when I took one of my favorite models Pito (AKA LAKAH FAN 69) to Santorini for a day of high fashion modeling. I wanted to take advantage of the beautiful light as much as possible but as you can see in the photos below, nature won.
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Posted 4 months, 3 weeks ago at 11:57 AM. 2 comments
